ndiecity:

You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together

william-snekspeare:

intj-confessions:

william-snekspeare:

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

See, JK? Sometimes less is more.

hi this is so FUCKING funny

bardstard:

whaleinwhite:

youmattered:

comfydummy:

thepuppyclub:

I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it. 

yellow-backpack:

misomeru:

I call the game, Real Ray, or Fake Ray? I will say a phrase. You tell me if I made it up, or if it’s something that Captain Holt actually said in real life, to an actual human being.

This scene was so fucking cute and wholesome

lyndsayfaye:

roane72:

I have one of these!

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

urban-cryptid:

mulaney:

Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost

swarnpert:

musical chairs falls under the battle royale genre

weissesrauschen:

Bill Callahan “Riding For The Feeling”

sourdoughnibblers:

spooky-taiga:

i would like to point out that not only will next year be twenty mineteen, it will also be Minecraft’s 10 year anniversary and i, for one, will be popping the FATTEST bottles o’ enchanting

minecraft will be old enough to play minecraft

peteseeger:

This is literally so fucking funny